Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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