the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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