I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
