He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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