btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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