My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I look better un-naked...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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