please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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