yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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