I want to have your abortion
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
