I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Randomize
