so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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