Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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