We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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