Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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