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Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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