To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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