...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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