She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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