Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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