At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i dont even know how to be here
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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