Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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