Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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