They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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