It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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