I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
