Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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