Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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