i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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