I don't think brook has ever known best
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Randomize
