I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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