I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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