Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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