I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I have feelings that need drinking.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The air taste purple.
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