I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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