I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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