walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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