Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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