I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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