Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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