I'm laying in your front yard are you home
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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