Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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