escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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