yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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