what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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