No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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