As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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