talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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