I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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