My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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