I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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