i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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