you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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