if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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