this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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