I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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