Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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