She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I just saw a hot homeless man
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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