I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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