Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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