operation harelip BJ is a go
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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